Hitting on girls like: *soft whispers in ear*
“where is your boy tonight I hope he is a gentleman.”
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why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
I’m tired of girls thinking that being attractive is an occupation.
(via hefuckin)
Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach
Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden
how to blow girls away
- become an airbender
- blow air at them
